swe-sim — senior engineer simulator


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v0.1

Welcome to Froogle Inc. On paper, you were hired to write software. In practice, you were hired to survive writing software — a related but considerably harder job.

You'll be measured on four things:

🛠️ craft (can you still do the work)
🎙️ influence (does anyone listen when you do)
🧘 health (are you sleeping, or just closing tabs at 2am)
💪 motivation (do you still remember why you started)

Let any one of them hit 0 and the simulation ends — no severance, no exit interview, just a quiet process killed.

There's no winning, only lasting. The only score that counts is how many days you make it as a Froogler.